piercing missed

A guy dies and finds himself in hell. He really does not understand why and it saddens. While in front of the guardian of the gates of hell, he said: "I know I did not always lead, but I never thought it would lead me here. "
At this point, the guard asked:
- There is a problem? You really sad. You may be disappointed?
The guys:
- What do you think? Here I am in hell. If I had known ...
- Hell is not so bad as you think. You'll have fun. For example, you like to drink?
- Of course I love alcohol!
- Then you'll love Mondays. Monday we drink a whole alcohol Sea. You have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, gin, or something else. And all this at will. The party lasts all night. Yes, indeed, you will be crazy on Mondays. Do you smoke?
- Yes, I smoke cigarettes.
- Well you'll love Tuesdays. Tuesday is the day when people smoke. The finest in the finest cigars cigarettes. You smoke as much as you want without worrying about getting cancer because you are ALREADY dead! If it's not bath it? Really, Tuesday will be a day that you love.
You do drugs?
- Well, I tried a bit when I was younger.
- Ah, you might also like Wednesday. this is the day drugs. You can try all the drugs that exist, and without worrying about breaking the law or the overdose because you're already dead. Yes, you'll like on Wednesdays. Like to play?
- Yes I love to play!
- Oh, you'll love Thursdays, because that day, hell is a real casino: blackjack, craps, poker, but also paris, horse racing, everything is at stake! You really like Thursdays.
You're gay?
- Well, no.
- Oh, you're gonna hate Fridays ...